NEVER Do This Drunk!

Throw up on the grocery store floor...

Shave your cat...

Do #1 in the litter box...

Put beer in the pet food bowl...

Put your hand in the tree chipper...

Put your genitalia in the tree chipper...

Put someone else's genitalia in the tree chipper...

Challenge the cops to a drag race...

Punch out the officers...

Pee in the breathalyzer...

Pee on the cop with the breathalyzer...

Pee on the Thanksgiving turkey... (real life example)...

Pee on the TV...

Pee on the subway tracks...***WHAMMO!!!***

Play emperor and the slave girl and pass out...

Play emperor and the slave boy and pass out...

Dress up like Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman...

Pee yourself while reading TopTen List on Letterman...

Put dumb lists like this on Twitter...

Compete in Olympic events...  EXCEPT curling...

Play with your shotgun...

Play with your cannon... (real life example)...

Try to steal a fire hydrant...

Make love to a horse... (real life example)...

Drive a #Toyota... (cross-reference)...

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