Not-So-Subtle Signs You Might Be A TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while parallel parking, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted during a pelvic exam, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted during a colonoscopy, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted in a bidet, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while nursing a baby, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while changing a personal diaper, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while inserting/removing a rectal thermometer, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while a cop wrote you a traffic ticket, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while your wife gave birth, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while hanggliding or flying a plane, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while unblocking a toilet, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted during a funeral procession, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted while putting on a condom, you might be a TwitAddict

If you have ever tweeted during oral sex, you might be a TwitAddict

As always, apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...

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The Top Twelve Signs You Might Be A Twitaddict

Twitaddiction or Twitaddict: The unfortunate portmanteau of Twitter or tweet and addiction. (1) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting every day of the week.
(2) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting every trending topic that you twead.
(3) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself defining new words based on trending topics in Twitter (Like these guys...sigh).
(4) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself debating whether twitaddict has 2 t's or 3.
(5) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting while incarcerated.
(6) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself giving up booze, beer and wine for Twitter.
(7) You might be a twitaddict if you find yourself tweeting and driving.
(8) You might be a twitaddict if you plan your day's activities around Twitter.
(9) You might be a twitaddict if the kids are late for school because you were on Twitter.
(10) You might be a twitaddict if you tweeted all day and got no work done at the job!
(11) You might be a twitaddict if you tweet in the restroom.
(12) You might be a twitaddict if you 'manage your brand' on Twitter, even though you don't have one...
Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...

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