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The "Real" Meaning of Valentine's Day:
Her: He's taking me to JARED!!!
Him: She's taking me to CABELA's!!!
Later in life -
Her: Roses and chocolate??? Where's the diamond you *ssh*le !?!?
Him: Honey, can we have a thr**some?
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